Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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