I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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