she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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