if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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