She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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