So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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