Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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