i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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