i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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