I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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