My girlfriend figured out who you are.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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