This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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