That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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