the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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