Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize