Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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