She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My liver just had a heart attack.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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