You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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