In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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