Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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