considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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