Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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