you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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