Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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