You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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