Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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