Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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