there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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