Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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