just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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