lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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