I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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