Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
we should paint friendship bongs
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