Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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