I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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