There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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