Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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