She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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