Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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