btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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