sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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