I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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