Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Oh god it's open bar.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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