thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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