It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Sorry about my life...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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