Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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