ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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