when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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