And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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