using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I want her autograph on my taint
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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