Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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