I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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