Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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